Borat Quotes

Throw the Jew down the well,
So my country can be free,
You must grab him by the horns,
Then we have a big party.
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In U.S. and A. they treat horses like we in Kazakhstan treat our women. They feed them two times a day. They have them sleep on straw in a small box. And for entertainment, they make them jump over fences while being whipped.
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American wine is like Kazakhstani wine, but not made from fermented horse urine.
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Very sorry to interrupt politic. Might I make a shit in your house?

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Yakshemash! In US of A, democracy is very different from Kazakhstan. In America, woman *can* vote, but horse – *cannot*!
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My wife she is dead…she die in a field…she die from work, an accident, but is not important, I have a new wife.
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Every Englishman must have a hobby. Some like to collect the stamp, some like to make the jam, but the most fun is to a kill a little animal with a shotgun or rip them up with wild dog.
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In Kazakhstan we have many hobbies: disco dancing, archery, rape, and table tennis.
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There are many job opportunities in the US and of A. For men, construction worker, taxi driver or accountant. For woman, prostitute.
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Kazakhstan is more civilised now. Women can now travel on inside of bus, and homosexuals no longer have to wear blue hat.
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America national sport is called baseballs. It very similar to our sport, shurik, where we take dogs, shoot them in a field and then have a party.
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But if she cheat on me, I will crush her!
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My wife, she is scared of men with chocolate face, there won’t be any around here?
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