Tuesday February 16, 2010 17:56
Throw the Jew down the well,
So my country can be free,
You must grab him by the horns,
Then we have a big party.
-Borat Quotes
In U.S. and A. they treat horses like we in Kazakhstan treat our women. They feed them two times a day. They have them sleep on straw in a small box. And for [...]
Tuesday February 16, 2010 17:41
All of life is a foreign country.
Jack Kerouac Quotes
All our best men are laughed at in this nightmare land.
Jack Kerouac Quotes
Avoid the world, it’s just a lot of dust and drag and means nothing in the end.
Jack Kerouac Quotes
Great things are not accomplished by those who yield to trends and fads and popular opinion.
Jack Kerouac [...]
Tuesday February 16, 2010 17:24
Dane Cook Quotes and Jokes:
“If you have to be at work at 8, it’s always like, 7:54. Just enough time to do nothing. To just lie there and go, “I can’t do anything! I can’t even have an English muffin!”
- Dane Cook Quotes
“Has anyone here ever been fully engulfed in fire? It’s gotta be so [...]
Tuesday February 16, 2010 17:06
Slater:“Fixin’ to be a lot better, man!”
- Dazed and Confused Quotes
Mike:“‘I voluntarily agree to not indulge in any alcohol, drugs, or engage in any other activity that may in any way jeopardize the years of hard work that we as a team have committed to a championship season in ‘76′!”
Pink:“What bullsh*t.”
Tony::“You guys are actually signing [...]
Tuesday February 9, 2010 22:24
O! I am Fortune’s fool.
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE QUOTES, Romeo and Juliet
You take my life when you take the means whereby I live.
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE QUOTES, The Merchant of Venice
The course of true love never did run smooth.
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE QUOTES, A Midsummer Night’s Dream
Cowards die many times before their deaths
The valiant never taste of death but once.
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE [...]
Tuesday February 9, 2010 20:33
Einstein Quotes – “Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius — and a lot of courage — to move in the opposite direction”
Einstein Quotes – “Imagination is more important than knowledge.”
Einstein Quotes – “Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.”
Einstein Quotes – [...]
Sunday February 7, 2010 09:44
Chuck Palahniuk: Did perpetual happiness in the Garden of Eden maybe get so boring that eating the apple was justified?
Chuck Palahniuk: People don’t want their lives fixed. Nobody wants their problems solved. Their dramas. Their distractions. Their stories resolved. Their messes cleaned up. Because what would they have left? Just the big scary unknown.
Chuck Palahniuk: [...]
Saturday February 6, 2010 18:58
“The nine-to-five is one of the greatest atrocities sprung upon mankind. You give your life away to a function that doesn’t interest you. This situation so repelled me that I was driven to drink, starvation, and mad females, simply as an alternative.” Charles Bukowski
“Drinking is an emotional thing. It joggles you out of the standardism [...]
Saturday February 6, 2010 18:47
Henry David Thoreau: A broad margin of leisure is as beautiful in a man’s life as in a book. Haste makes waste, no less in life than in housekeeping. Keep the time, observe the hours of the universe, not of the cars.
Henry David Thoreau: A man is rich in proportion to the number of things [...]
Saturday February 6, 2010 11:33
Scarface quotes are some of the most repeated quotes from any movie. Villains like Scarface quotes and you’ve most likely grown up seeing a protagonist or antagonist from a newer movie drop Scarface quotes without even realizing it. Here are some of the best Scarface quotes from the movie Scarface:
Tony Montana: Say hello to [...]