O! I am Fortune’s fool.

WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE QUOTES, Romeo and Juliet

You take my life when you take the means whereby I live.

The course of true love never did run smooth.

Cowards die many times before their deaths

The valiant never taste of death but once.

There is no evil angel but Love.

A peace above all earthly dignities,

A still and quiet conscience.

Murder’s out of tune,

And sweet revenge grows harsh.

Sable Night, mother of Dread and Fear,

Upon the world dim darkness doth display,

And in her vaulty prison stows the Day.

Nought’s had, all’s spent,

Where our desire is got without content.

Time’s glory is to calm contending kings,

To unmask falsehood and bring truth to light,

To stamp the seal of time in aged things,

To wake the morn and sentinel the night,

To wrong the wronger till he render right,

To ruinate proud buildings with thy hours,

And smear with dust their glittering golden towers;

To fill with worm-holes stately monuments,

To feed oblivion with decay of things,

To blot old books and alter their contents,

To pluck the quills from ancient ravens’ wings,

To dry the old oak’s sap and cherish springs,

To spoil antiquities of hammer’d steel,

And turn the giddy round of Fortune’s wheel;

To show the beldam daughters of her daughter,

To make the child a man, the man a child,

To slay the tiger that doth live by slaughter,

To tame the unicorn and lion wild,

To mock the subtle in themselves beguiled,

To cheer the ploughman with increaseful crops,

And waste huge stones with little water drops.

They do not love that do not show their love.

For men have marble, women waxen, minds,

And therefore are they form’d as marble will;

The weak oppress’d, the impression of strange kinds

Is form’d in them by force, by fraud, or skill:

Then call them not the authors of their ill,

No more than wax shall be accounted evil

Wherein is stamp’d the semblance of a devil.

To be, or not to be: that is the question:

Whether ’tis nobler in the mind to suffer

The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,

Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,

And by opposing end them? To die: to sleep;

No more; and by a sleep to say we end

The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks

That flesh is heir to, ’tis a consummation

Devoutly to be wish’d. To die, to sleep;

To sleep: perchance to dream: ay, there’s the rub;

For in that sleep of death what dreams may come

When we have shuffled off this mortal coil.

We are such stuff

As dreams are made on, and our little life

Is rounded with a sleep.

Good things of day begin to droop and drowse;

While night’s black agents to their preys do rouse.

Life’s but a walking shadow, a poor player

That struts and frets his hour upon the stage

And then is heard no more: it is a tale

Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,

Signifying nothing.

• Einstein Quotes – “Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius — and a lot of courage — to move in the opposite direction”
• Einstein Quotes – “Imagination is more important than knowledge.”
• Einstein Quotes – “Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.”
• Einstein Quotes – “I want to know God’s thoughts; the rest are details.”
• Einstein Quotes – “The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.”
• Einstein Quotes – “Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.”
• Einstein Quotes – “The only real valuable thing is intuition.”
• Einstein Quotes – “A person starts to live when he can live outside himself.”
• Einstein Quotes -”I am convinced that He (God) does not play dice.”
• Einstein Quotes – “God is subtle but he is not malicious.”
• Einstein Quotes – “Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character.”
• Einstein Quotes – “I never think of the future. It comes soon enough.”
• Einstein Quotes – “The eternal mystery of the world is its comprehensibility.”
• Einstein Quotes – “Sometimes one pays most for the things one gets for nothing.”
• Einstein Quotes – “Science without religion is lame. Religion without science is blind.”
• Einstein Quotes – “Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.”
• Einstein Quotes – “Great spirits have often encountered violent opposition from weak minds.”
• Einstein Quotes – “Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler.”
• Einstein Quotes – “Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.”
• Einstein Quotes – “Science is a wonderful thing if one does not have to earn one’s living at it.”
• Einstein Quotes – “The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.”
• Einstein Quotes – “The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.”
• Einstein Quotes – “God does not care about our mathematical difficulties. He integrates empirically.”
• Einstein Quotes – “The whole of science is nothing more than a refinement of everyday thinking.”
• Einstein Quotes – “Technological progress is like an axe in the hands of a pathological criminal.”
• Einstein Quotes – “Peace cannot be kept by force. It can only be achieved by understanding.”
• Einstein Quotes – “The most incomprehensible thing about the world is that it is comprehensible.”
• Einstein Quotes – “We can’t solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them.”
• Einstein Quotes – “Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in school.”
• Einstein Quotes – “The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing.”
• Einstein Quotes – “Do not worry about your difficulties in Mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.”
• Einstein Quotes – “Equations are more important to me, because politics is for the present, but an equation is something for eternity.”
• Einstein Quotes – “If A is a success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut.”
• Einstein Quotes – “Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the the universe.”
• Einstein Quotes – “As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain, as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality.”
• Einstein Quotes – “Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of Truth and Knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods.”
• Einstein Quotes – “I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.”
• Einstein Quotes – “In order to form an immaculate member of a flock of sheep one must, above all, be a sheep.”
• Einstein Quotes – “The fear of death is the most unjustified of all fears, for there’s no risk of accident for someone who’s dead.”
• Einstein Quotes – “Too many of us look upon Americans as dollar chasers. This is a cruel libel, even if it is reiterated thoughtlessly by the Americans themselves.”
• Einstein Quotes – “Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism — how passionately I hate them!”
• Einstein Quotes – “No, this trick won’t work…How on earth are you ever going to explain in terms of chemistry and physics so important a biological phenomenon as first love?”
• Einstein Quotes -”My religion consists of a humble admiration of the illimitable superior spirit who reveals himself in the slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble mind.”
• Einstein Quotes – “Yes, we have to divide up our time like that, between our politics and our equations. But to me our equations are far more important, for politics are only a matter of present concern. A mathematical equation stands forever.”
• Einstein Quotes – “The release of atom power has changed everything except our way of thinking…the solution to this problem lies in the heart of mankind. If only I had known, I should have become a watchmaker.”
• Einstein Quotes – “Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocrities. The latter cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously uses his intelligence.”
• Einstein Quotes – “The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and all science. He to whom this emotion is a stranger, who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe, is as good as dead: his eyes are closed.”
• Einstein Quotes – “A man’s ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties; no religious basis is necessary. Man would indeeded be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear of punishment and hope of reward after death.”
• Einstein Quotes – “The further the spiritual evolution of mankind advances, the more certain it seems to me that the path to genuine religiosity does not lie through the fear of life, and the fear of death, and blind faith, but through striving after rational knowledge.”
• Einstein Quotes – “Now he has departed from this strange world a little ahead of me. That means nothing. People like us, who believe in physics, know that the distinction between past, present, and future is only a stubbornly persistent illusion.”
• Einstein Quotes – “You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat.”
• Einstein Quotes – “One had to cram all this stuff into one’s mind for the examinations, whether one liked it or not. This coercion had such a deterring effect on me that, after I had passed the final examination, I found the consideration of any scientific problems distasteful to me for an entire year.”
• Einstein Quotes – “…one of the strongest motives that lead men to art and science is escape from everyday life with its painful crudity and hopeless dreariness, from the fetters of one’s own ever-shifting desires. A finely tempered nature longs to escape from the personal life into the world of objective perception and thought.”
• Einstein Quotes – “He who joyfully marches to music rank and file, has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice. This disgrace to civilization should be done away with at once. Heroism at command, how violently I hate all this, how despicable and ignoble war is; I would rather be torn to shreds than be a part of so base an action. It is my conviction that killing under the cloak of war is nothing but an act of murder.”
• Einstein Quotes – “A human being is a part of a whole, called by us _universe_, a part limited in time and space. He experiences himself, his thoughts and feelings as something separated from the rest… a kind of optical delusion of his consciousness. This delusion is a kind of prison for us, restricting us to our personal desires and to affection for a few persons nearest to us. Our task must be to free ourselves from this prison by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature in its beauty.”
• Einstein Quotes – “Not everything that counts can be counted, and not everything that can be counted counts.” (Sign hanging in Einstein’s office at Princeton)

Chuck Palahniuk: Did perpetual happiness in the Garden of Eden maybe get so boring that eating the apple was justified?

Chuck Palahniuk: People don’t want their lives fixed. Nobody wants their problems solved. Their dramas. Their distractions. Their stories resolved. Their messes cleaned up. Because what would they have left? Just the big scary unknown.

Chuck Palahniuk: Every woman is just a different kind of problem.

Chuck Palahniuk: Everyone smiles with that invisible gun to their head.

Chuck Palahniuk: Find out what you’re afraid of and go live there.

Chuck Palahniuk: All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring.

Chuck Palahniuk: Game shows are designed to make us feel better about the random, useless facts that are all we have left of our education.

Chuck Palahniuk: Give me rampant intellectualism as a coping mechanism.

Chuck Palahniuk: I don’t care what they do with my book so long as the flippin check clears.

Chuck Palahniuk: I just don’t want to die without a few scars.

Chuck Palahniuk: I used to work in a funeral home to feel good about myself, just the fact that I was breathing.

Chuck Palahniuk: I wanted to write about the moment when your addictions no longer hide the truth from you. When your whole life breaks down. That’s the moment when you have to somehow choose what your life is going to be about.

Chuck Palahniuk: If death meant just leaving the stage long enough to change costume and come back as a new character, would you slow down? Or speed up?

Chuck Palahniuk: If I can’t be beautiful, I want to be invisible.

Chuck Palahniuk: If I could wake up in a different place, at a different time, could I wake up as a different person?

Chuck Palahniuk: Masochism is a valuable job skill.

Chuck Palahniuk: Which is worse: Hell or nothing?

Chuck Palahniuk: Someone bent on suicide won’t have much sense of humor left.

Chuck Palahniuk: If you don’t know what you want, you end up with a lot you don’t.

Chuck Palahniuk: It’s funny how you never think about the women you’ve had. It’s always the ones who get away that you can’t forget.

Chuck Palahniuk: Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet.

Chuck Palahniuk: Maybe we have to break everything to make something better out of ourselves.

Chuck Palahniuk: A minute of perfection was worth the effort. A moment was the most you could ever expect from perfection.

“The nine-to-five is one of the greatest atrocities sprung upon mankind. You give your life away to a function that doesn’t interest you. This situation so repelled me that I was driven to drink, starvation, and mad females, simply as an alternative.” Charles Bukowski

“Drinking is an emotional thing. It joggles you out of the standardism of everyday life, out of everything being the same. It yanks you out of your body and your mind and throws you against the wall. I have the feeling that drinking is a form of suicide where you’re allowed to return to life and begin all over the next day. It’s like killing yourself, and then you’re reborn. I guess I’ve lived about ten or fifteen thousand lives now.” Charles Bukowski

“This is a world where everybody’s gotta do something. Ya know, somebody laid down this rule that everybody’s gotta do something, they gotta be something. You know, a dentist, a glider pilot, a narc, a janitor, a preacher, all that . . . Sometimes I just get tired of thinking of all the things that I don’t wanna do. All the things that I don’t wanna be. Places I don’t wanna go, like India, like getting my teeth cleaned. Save the whale, all that, I don’t understand that . . .” Charles Bukowski

“Frankly, I was horrified by life, at what a man had to do simply in order to eat, sleep, and keep himself clothed. So I stayed in bed and drank. When you drank the world was still out there, but for the moment it didn’t have you by the throat.” Charles Bukowski

“Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead. ” Charles Bukowski

“My ambition is handicapped by laziness” Charles Bukowski

“what matters most is how well you walk through the fire” Charles Bukowski

“Sometimes you just have to pee in the sink.” Charles Bukowski

“my beerdrunk soul is sadder than all the dead christmas trees of the world.” Charles Bukowski

“An intellectual says a simple thing in a hard way. An artist says a hard thing in a simple way.” Charles Bukowski

“Sex is kicking death in the ass while singing.” Charles Bukowski

“you have to die a few times before you can really live.” Charles Bukowski

“Boring damned people. All over the earth. Propagating more boring damned people. What a horror show. The earth swarmed with them.” Charles Bukowski

“Nothing was ever in tune. People just blindly grabbed at whatever there was: communism, health foods, zen, surfing, ballet, hypnotism, group encounters, orgies, biking, herbs, Catholicism, weight-lifting, travel, withdrawal, vegetarianism, India, painting, writing, sculpting, composing, conducting, backpacking, yoga, copulating, gambling, drinking, hanging around, frozen yogurt, Beethoven, Back, Buddha, Christ, TM, H, carrot juice, suicide, handmade suits, jet travel, New York City, and then it all evaporated and fell apart. People had to find things to do while waiting to die. I guess it was nice to have a choice.” Charles Bukowski

Henry David Thoreau: A broad margin of leisure is as beautiful in a man’s life as in a book. Haste makes waste, no less in life than in housekeeping. Keep the time, observe the hours of the universe, not of the cars.

Henry David Thoreau: A man is rich in proportion to the number of things he can afford to let alone.

Henry David Thoreau: A man’s interest in a single bluebird is worth more than a complete but dry list of the fauna and flora of a town.

Henry David Thoreau: A truly good book teaches me better than to read it. I must soon lay it down, and commence living on its hint. What I began by reading, I must finish by acting.

Henry David Thoreau: After the first blush of sin comes its indifference.

Henry David Thoreau: Aim above morality. Be not simply good, be good for something.

Henry David Thoreau: Alas! how little does the memory of these human inhabitants enhance the beauty of the landscape!

Henry David Thoreau: All endeavor calls for the ability to tramp the last mile, shape the last plan, endure the last hours toil. The fight to the finish spirit is the one… characteristic we must posses if we are to face the future as finishers.

Henry David Thoreau: All men are children, and of one family. The same tale sends them all to bed, and wakes them in the morning.

Henry David Thoreau: All this worldly wisdom was once the unamiable heresy of some wise man.

Henry David Thoreau: An early-morning walk is a blessing for the whole day.

Henry David Thoreau: An unclean person is universally a slothful one.

Henry David Thoreau: Any fool can make a rule, and any fool will mind it.

Henry David Thoreau: As a single footstep will not make a path on the earth, so a single thought will not make a pathway in the mind. To make a deep physical path, we walk again and again. To make a deep mental path, we must think over and over the kind of thoughts we wish to dominate our lives.

Henry David Thoreau: As for doing good; that is one of the professions which is full. Moreover I have tried it fairly and, strange as it may seem, am satisfied that it does not agree with my constitution.

Henry David Thoreau: As if you could kill time without injuring eternity.

Henry David Thoreau: As in geology, so in social institutions, we may discover the causes of all past changes in the present invariable order of society.

Henry David Thoreau: As you simplify your life, the laws of the universe will be simpler; solitude will not be solitude, poverty will not be poverty, nor weakness weakness.

Henry David Thoreau: Be not simply good – be good for something.

Henry David Thoreau: Be true to your work, your word, and your friend.

Scarface quotes are some of the most repeated quotes from any movie. Villains like Scarface quotes and you’ve most likely grown up seeing a protagonist or antagonist from a newer movie drop Scarface quotes without even realizing it. Here are some of the best Scarface quotes from the movie Scarface:

Tony Montana: Say hello to my little friend!

Tony Montana: I always tell the truth. Even when I lie.

Elvira: Can’t you stop saying fuck all the time?

Tony Montana: I bury those cockaroaches!

Tony Montana: I always tell the truth. Even when I lie.

Tony Montana: You know what your problem is?
Elvira Hancock: What’s that?
Tony Montana: You don’t got nothing to do with your life. Why don’t you get a job? Work with lepers. Blind kids. Anything’s gotta be better than lying around all day waiting for me to fuck you.
Elvira Hancock: Don’t toot your horn, honey. You’re not that good.

Elvira: Nothing exceeds like excess. You should know that, Tony.

Frank Lopez: Who would want to kill me?
Elvira: The catcher on your little league team.
Frank Lopez: That son of a bitch, he didn’t get a base hit all season! I ought to kill him!

Tony Montana: Why don’t you try sticking your head up your ass? See if it fits.

Frank Lopez: Lesson number one: Don’t underestimate the other guy’s greed!
Elvira Hancock: Lesson number two: Don’t get high on your own supply.

Tony Montana: You wanna fuck with me? Okay. You wanna play rough? Okay. Say hello to my little friend!

Tony Montana: I’m Tony Montana! You fuck with me, you fuckin’ with the best!

Bernstein: Every day above ground is a good day.

Omar: And chico, if anything happens to that buy-money, eee pobrecito… my boss is gonna stick your heads up your asses faster than a rabbit gets fucked.

Tony Montana: In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women.

Hector the Toad: You want to give me the cash, or do I kill your brother first, before I kill you?
Tony Montana: Why don’t you try sticking your head up your ass? See if it fits.

Tony Montana: Me, I want what’s coming to me.
Manny: Oh, well what’s coming to you?
Tony Montana: The world, chico, and everything in it.

Tony Montana: You know what capitalism is? Getting fucked!

Tony Montana: This is paradise, I’m tellin’ ya. This town like a great big pussy just waiting to get fucked.

Alejandro Sosa: Tony what happened?
Tony Montana: Aww, Alex, we had some problems you know, your man he wouldn’t listen to me so I had to cancel his fucking contract.

Omar: Watch my back.
Tony Montana: Better than your front, lemme tell you. Much easier to watch.

Tony Montana: You wanna waste my time? Okay. I call my lawyer. He’s the best lawyer in Miami. He’s such a good lawyer, that by tomorrow morning, you gonna be working in Alaska. So dress warm.

Tony Montana: Another Quaalude, and she’ll be mine again.

Elvira: You know what you’re becoming, Tony? You’re an immigrant spick millionaire, who can’t stop talking about money…
Tony Montana: Who the fuck you calling a spick, mang? You white piece of bread. Get outta the way of the television.

Tony Montana: I kill a communist for fun, but for a green card, I gonna carve him up real nice.

Tony Montana: You know what? Fuck you! How about that?

Frank Lopez: Tony, don’t kill me, please!
Tony Montana: I ain’t gonna kill you.
Frank Lopez: Oh Christ, thank you! Thank you!
Tony Montana: Manolo, shoot that piece of shit!

Let’s face it, the best thing about Showtime’s Californication is Hank Moody’s swift wit and dialogue, imbued with one-liners and flirtatious zings. Here are all the best Hank Moody quotes I could find! Will update upon each new episode..

“To quote The Clash, should I stay or should I rock the casbah?”

“You can’t snort a line of coke off a woman’s ass and not wonder about her hopes and dreams, it’s not gentlemanly. ”

“You’re looking at me like I just finger-banged your cat.”

“Oh, look at the time…. The big hand says F**k, and the little hand says Off….. Good thing there’s not a second hand. I’m goin’ in.”

“I won’t go down in history, but I will go down on your sister.”

“I love women. I have all their albums.”

“A morning of awkwardness is far better than a night of loneliness..”

“Well, you should’ve called. I wouldn’t have answered, but you coulda left a message, which I would’ve quickly erased.”

“Oh, and it’d be nice if I could fellate myself while farting the White album, but I haven’t quite mastered that yet.”

“You sure you don’t have a grabass appointment with an alter boy?”

“What did I do? I handled the f*** outta that shit!”

“Consider yourself defiled..”

“Rectum… Damn near killed ‘em..”

“A BRONER!!! An unintentional male inspired b*ner.. thats the word I’m looking for”

“Life is too short to dance with fat girls”

“I consider that whole area, general area, like from my knees to my nipples… cock.”

Hank Moody: Funky back-tat on the small of the back there, you know what that means.
Charlie: No
Hank Moody: She likes it in the pooper.
Charlie: Really?
Hank Moody: I have no idea, I just wanted to say pooper.

“Just because something is bleak doesn’t necessarily make it true.”

“It’s not your fault. I’m like fly paper for the emotionally disturbed.”

Trixie: So what are your thoughts of rehab?
Hank Moody: Rehab is for quitters.

“Do we think the ladies have gone too far with the sex positive feminism? I mean I know they’re all down with the pornography and the shaved pudenda and what not, but do we really think this is the path to liberation?”

“Are you sexually harassing me right now? Because if you are, I think I’m going to have to report you – for giving me a serious boner.”

“She’s not much one for chatting – texting, yes – twittering, tweeting, twatting, staring solemnly at the old man. ”

“Wine is fine but whisky’s quicker”

“Oh, I don´t know.. I thought I´d start the day with some dry toast and half a grapefruit,maybe go for a run or maybe I´ll just jerk off and go back to bed”

“Women know within the first few seconds of meeting a guy whether they want to marry him, fuck him or kill him.”

“I probably won’t go down in history, but I will go down on your sister. While I’m down there it might be nice to see a hint of pubis. I’m not talking about a huge 70′s playboy bush or anything, just something that reminds me I’m performing cunnalingus on an adult.”

“I’m declaring a jihad on your pussy!”

Hank: Don’t you remember I’m an asshole ?
Meredith: I’m an attorney
Hank: Oh, then we’re both assholes.

“Instead of finding out your husband was gay, you could’ve found out he was a Scientologist…or a Nazi. Or Al-Qaeda. See that’s what I love about LA. It’s the diversity.”

“It might be nice if I could fellate myself while farting ‘The White Album’ but I haven’t quite been able to master that yet.”

“Your assistant makes me want to touch myself in a bad place”

Becca: Dad, are you ok?
Hank: No, but i’m working on it

“I love you Karen…and I want to spend the rest of my life annoying the shit out of you.”

Hank into mirror: “Nobody likes you ..you are ugly and your mother dresses you funny. Now smile you fuckin’ douche.”

“….and as my family moves on, I drown in a sea of pointless pussy.”

“You kicked my dick out of the house. You made my dick homeless. And out of doors is a place where penises don’t generally fare well. So my homeless dick now must seek shelter where and whence it can.”

Charlie: “You’ve owed your publisher a book since Becca was breastfeeding. I remember this because I used to watch.”
Hank: “Kiss my black ass”

“That’s right, I said it, I meant it, I’m here to represent it.”

“Your mouth tastes like a hobo’s taint.”

“I have found that the back tat is the watermark of the promiscuous.”

“She takes after her mother. The make-up and the slutty clothes.”

“How can you be so fucking beautiful and so fucking wrong?”

“All those things that weren’t supposed to happen? They happened. What happens next is up to you.”

“Could I get a jumbo order of what the fuck were you thinking”

“I went there to kick his ass, and I stayed to soak up his wisdom.”

“Hey, it’s you isn’t it, I made a mess of your bush this morning.”