I Binge-Watched That ’70s Show And Discovered That I Hate Josh Meyers

Some new characters cast to save a show from certain death do the opposite of said desired result, and Josh Meyers on That 70s Show is a perfect example.

I sometimes look for an old sitcom to put on in the background while I work and recently found myself in a That 70s Show binge. It was fun at first because the laughter sounded like it was a real studio audience. Then the second season hit and it started feeling like a fake audience mixed in with the real one, but at least the show still had decent writing, clever jokes and running gags galore, and the casting and acting worked. It wasn’t until I finally hit the 8th season that I realized why the show was cut short.

That might sound weird because the show wasn’t officially cancelled but concluded in 2006 at the end of the 8th season, but it was pretty obvious why. Sure, season 7 had a big drop in ratings which could have possibly meant that the Wednesday night audience just wasn’t interested anymore, and it could have really meant that the show had already run its course since both Topher Grace (Eric) and Ashton Kutcher (Kelso) had already decided to pursue film careers exclusively. But you know what REALLY killed the show for me? The new characters, specifically Josh Meyers.

Josh Meyers is the brother of Late Night star Seth Meyers, whom I don’t particularly like either. The two of them have a shit-eating grin forever plastered to their face that brings my hatred of humanity to new heights every time I see them. It wasn’t just that Seth would laugh at his own jokes on SNL which pushed me over the edge, it was that his jokes just weren’t that funny yet his facial expression told a whole other story. He’s marketable, and that’s about it. There’s no artistry, only junior high level humor and the crux of his theatrical presence levitates right on the line of mediocrity. He’s a personality and it’ll probably work for Late Night for years to come, but I hope I never see him in an actual acting role.

Josh, on the other hand, has had a few and I’m still trying to figure out why. In season 8 of That 70s Show he’s the worst addition to a cast I’ve ever seen. While all the other main characters have strong, distrinctive personalities, Meyers’ is virtually non-existent. He looks perfect and only serves as a tool to push the story along. The other more perfect-looking people, Kelso and Jackie, ran archetypes that offset the more normal, geeky characters I grew to love by season 2. These new characters, though? The producers should be ashamed of themselves; Josh Meyers should have been strapped to a chair and beaten for a while before being allowed on set. It would have given him character. He was a terrible replacement for Eric Foreman, but more importantly he was a poor excuse for an actor.

I realized I hated Seth Meyers around the time that he had his brother Josh on Late Night to talk about their family. Guess what? I don’t care about your family. I want to hear about the entertainment industry, that’s why I tune into talk shows like that. It turns out, Seth worked a similar thing into his Weekend Update on SNL a few years ago as well. I looked it up to see if it was funny. It wasn’t. Again, I don’t care about your family, the jokes are only funny to you and your friends, not to me as a viewer. It’s a bigger waste of time than watching a sitcom in the first place. I mean, I’ve already chosen to waste my time and laugh at dumb jokes, but now you’re going to make jokes that only you think are funny and the audience is laughing nervously to? Argh, someone kill their careers please.

So, That 70s Show finally fell apart for me. Only 9 years late, I guess. To be honest, I don’t think I missed anything. Aside from the cultural relevance of helping to push pot smoking into the mainstream throughout the early 2000s, the show’s only real relevance is being the start of four actors’ careers.

Fox Announced the Renewals of ‘Empire’, ‘Gotham’ and ‘Brooklyn Nine-Nine’

Fans will be thrilled after knowing that Fox announced the renewals of new shows Empire, Gotham and Brooklyn Nine-Nine this year!

DC comic Batman origin series Gotham will be back for a second season. Empire the show that dances around music, family, and power will come back for a second season as well. The successful sitcom Brooklyn Nine-Nine is also coming back with the third season, which Dana Walden, the CEO of Fox, called “true bright spots of comedy this year.”

Lea Michele Sings ‘Lets It Go’ in a ‘Frozen’ Tribute for The Final Season of ‘Glee’

Sure, YouTube is filled with videos of singers of all ages belting out Frozen’s signature tune, “Let It Go.” But none of those folks happen to be related (well… onscreen at least) to the first and best Elsa, Idina Menzel. Glee star Lea Michele, on the other hand, can boast about being the fictional ice queen’s fictional daughter, since her alter ego, Rachel Berry, long ago learned that Menzel’s Shelby Corcoran is the biological mother that gifted her to her two gay fathers. (Read More)

Family Guy Simpsons Crossover Premiere This Sunday

It’s finally happening, the moment all Simpsons and Family Guy fans have been anticipating for over a decade. And it contains a rape joke, which clearly Matt Groening and Seth MacFarlane have no problem with, considering they never responded to Tim Winter, president of the Parents Television Council, when he told CBS News that he wrote to Fox and never heard back. When MacFarlane was interviewed about the criticism in Entertainment Weekly, he said, “in context it’s pretty funny,” and if you watch the trailer below, you’d probably agree….if you have a sense of humor!

‘Red Band Society’ In Critical Condition

What do you get when you put a bunch of sick, rebellious kids together in a hospital? Some call it “The Breakfast Club meets House M.D.”, and at a base level the show does pull off the greatness of both. However, the new off-beat drama premiered on Fox last night to a mere 4 million viewers who usually tune in to see shows like Glee or Bones, both of which premiered, and held, *twice* the amount of viewership for years. Despite the well-developed characters and outstanding acting from everyone on the show, the writing for the first episode may have been a tad bit tedious for some. After all, with a premise involving the voice-over narration of a boy in a coma, it’s already pushing the audience to the edge of their disbelief while setting the scene in the center of socially accepted science, a hospital. What’s worse may be the fact that 100% of the cast consists of teenagers, dwindling the audience even further. Premiering the show at the beginning of the school season was smart, but probably not smart enough.

If it weren’t for ratings under 60% on Metacritic and Rotten Tomatoes, I’d say this show had a chance, but it’s really no surprise that the two biggest online critic houses would have a problem with the show: between the archetypal baggage and predictability of the story line on the first episode, it’s almost like someone in the writing room said, “just let the story write itself!”. We’ll probably need to see some seriously clever plot twists in order to get a full season out of this show.

Freddie Prinze Jr. Says Kiefer Sutherland ‘Most Unprofessional Dude’

Anyone who’s ever worked with a big actor probably knows there’s a diva element they’ll have to face, regardless of how much you like them beforehand. In Freddie Prinze Jr.’s case, he was apparently appalled at the behavior of 24 co-star Kiefer Sutherland.

“I hated every moment of it,” said 38-year-old Prinze. “Kiefer was the most unprofessional dude in the world. That’s not me talking trash, I’d say it to his face, I think everyone that’s worked with him has said that. I just wanted to quit the business after that. So, I just sort of stopped.”

It may be interesting to note that professionalism usually includes keeping your opinions of co-workers out of the press, Freddie…

In response to this statement, Sutherland’s reps told the media, “Kiefer worked with Freddie Prinze, Jr. more than five years ago, and this is the first he has heard of Freddie‘s grievances,” Monday afternoon. “Kiefer enjoyed working with Freddie and wishes him the best.”