Harold and Maude Quotes
I think it’s safe to say that any body and everybody who’s seen this movie falls in love with the characters, especially Maude. These are some of the best Harold and Maude Quotes we could find. Enjoy!
“Dont get officious. Youre not yourself when youre officious. That is the curse of a government job.” - Maude
“I’m fine, except for some incredibly painful spasms which let me know that there IS a God, and He’s a sexist pig!” - Maude
“Vice, Virtue. It’s best not to be too moral. You cheat yourself out of too much life. Aim above morality. If you apply that to life, then you’re bound to live life fully.” - Maude
“You know, at one time, I used to break into pet shops to liberate the canaries. But I decided that was an idea way before its time. Zoos are full, prisons are overflowing… oh my, how the world still dearly loves a cage.” - Maude
Harold: “You sure have a way with people.”
Maude: “ Well, they’re my species!”
“I’ll never understand this mania for black. Nobody sends black flowers, do they? Black flowers are dead flowers. Who sends dead flowers to a funeral? It’s absurd.” - Maude
“I haven’t lived. I’ve died a few times.” – Harold
“The police…..always wanting to play games.” - Maude
Maude: “The earth is my body, my head is in the stars…Who said that?”
Harold: “I don’t know.”
Maude: “Well, I suppose I did.”
“Harold, everyone has the right to make an ass out of themselves. You just can’t let the world judge you too much.” – Maude