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When asked “When did you know that you’ve made it?” by Alexa, Lady Gaga responds, “I still don’t know I’ve made it. Ya know for me it’s not about a goal or making it or anything like that, it’s about feeling like I can sustain a real career with a real true fan base that stands by me and I stand by them. I really can’t stress my fans enough because that’s where my renewed spirit has come from with this new album. When something does really well and things are going well in your life you think ‘oh god, something bad’s gonna happen’ right? But I sort of woke up one day and I had topped The Fame and it’s because of you [the fans].”
With the re-release of The Fame as The Fame Monster is included eight new tracks and a delux-edition with the Book of Gaga. She says she wanted to have a few different versions of the release so that years from now people could go to the record store on the corner and look for the collector’s item they missed. She’s also a big fan of David Bowie and says, “I used to sit in my apartment for hours and do his make-up on myself over and over again.” She also says of her new release that she doesn’t “consider it to be a re-release, I really consider it to be a body of work on its own; it’s a complete finished entity.”
When asked what the best piece of advice she’s ever been given, she replied, “You only have one set of parents.”
ssshhhh don’t tell anyone… but the song track Dancer In The Dark by Lady Gaga off of her upcoming The Fame Monster re-release is leaked! I’m not going to tell you where, but I’ll give you a hint… it has something to do with ship masts. (you gotta be an idiot if you don’t know what I’m talking about!)
after looking for lady gaga the fame monster tracklisting quite a few times, and even trying tracklisting lady gaga the fame monster and only getting a few hits of what I was actually looking for, i stumbled upon a goldmine.
i’m not sure if i’m doing a service for the fans or for the artist here.. being an artist myself, i can understand the need to keep the album under wraps until its release. but being a fan of music i know there’s gotta be SOMEthing we can hear, i mean… we just can’t help ourselves!
Happy hunting.
On November 23rd 2009 (just a few weeks away!) famed pop diva Lady Gaga will re-release her album The Fame with new tracks entitled The Fame Monster. As her description of the upcoming Monster Ball Tour (a replacement tour for her concaelled tour with Kanye West due to lack of ticket sales) goes, she says it’s an “electro-pop opera”. The avante-garde clad vocalist and performer stated her fans will not only be receiving a rock concert but more her interpretation of Broadway. As MTV puts it, “Imagine her bloody VMA performance taken to the next level.” Lady Gaga outfits MTV VMA with grace, I say..
In her own words,
“The basic philosophy of the show is theatrical and that’s what opera is — it’s an ostentatious, over-the-top interpretation of a story. So that’s what pretty much my whole life is, but that’s what the show is.”
As such, Lady Gaga says the theme of her forthcoming tour centers around evolution, literally. She told MTV, “I begin as a cell and I grow and change throughout the show and it’s also done in what now is becoming my aesthetic, which is, you know, it’s part pop, part performance art, part fashion installation — so all of those things are present.”
Battling demons is the main theme of her re-release. Many of the tracks are titled The Insert-Vice-Here Monster, signifying her stresses over leading such a heavy celebrity lifestyle. “It’s a story,” she told MTV and further said, “It’s me battling all my monsters along the way. I’m playing all the music from The Fame, all the music from The Fame Monster. And the stage that I designed with the Haus is a giant cube that sits. Imagine you were to hollow out a TV and just break the fourth wall on a TV screen. It forces you to look at the center of the TV. It’s my way of saying, ‘My music is art.’ ”
But she chose this lifestyle, didn’t she? And promoting her work, doesn’t it mean she’s even promoting the demons she is battling? There is an obvious correlation between Lady Gaga’s music and Eminem’s. It’s almost as if Dr. Dre had a hand here as well… the Lady Gaga outfits MTV VMA previewed for us will most likely lead to her donning a shark-head mask with a severed arm hanging out of the mouth if we are lucky!
Let’s face it, the best thing about Showtime’s Californication is Hank Moody’s swift wit and dialogue, imbued with one-liners and flirtatious zings. Here are all the best Hank Moody quotes I could find! Will update upon each new episode..
“To quote The Clash, should I stay or should I rock the casbah?”
“You can’t snort a line of coke off a woman’s ass and not wonder about her hopes and dreams, it’s not gentlemanly. ”
“You’re looking at me like I just finger-banged your cat.”
“Oh, look at the time…. The big hand says F**k, and the little hand says Off….. Good thing there’s not a second hand. I’m goin’ in.”
“I won’t go down in history, but I will go down on your sister.”
“I love women. I have all their albums.”
“A morning of awkwardness is far better than a night of loneliness..”
“Well, you should’ve called. I wouldn’t have answered, but you coulda left a message, which I would’ve quickly erased.”
“Oh, and it’d be nice if I could fellate myself while farting the White album, but I haven’t quite mastered that yet.”
“You sure you don’t have a grabass appointment with an alter boy?”
“What did I do? I handled the f*** outta that shit!”
“Consider yourself defiled..”
“Rectum… Damn near killed ‘em..”
“A BRONER!!! An unintentional male inspired b*ner.. thats the word I’m looking for”
“Life is too short to dance with fat girls”
“I consider that whole area, general area, like from my knees to my nipples… cock.”
Hank Moody: Funky back-tat on the small of the back there, you know what that means.
Charlie: No
Hank Moody: She likes it in the pooper.
Charlie: Really?
Hank Moody: I have no idea, I just wanted to say pooper.
“Just because something is bleak doesn’t necessarily make it true.”
“It’s not your fault. I’m like fly paper for the emotionally disturbed.”
Trixie: So what are your thoughts of rehab?
Hank Moody: Rehab is for quitters.
“Do we think the ladies have gone too far with the sex positive feminism? I mean I know they’re all down with the pornography and the shaved pudenda and what not, but do we really think this is the path to liberation?”
“Are you sexually harassing me right now? Because if you are, I think I’m going to have to report you – for giving me a serious boner.”
“She’s not much one for chatting – texting, yes – twittering, tweeting, twatting, staring solemnly at the old man. ”
“Wine is fine but whisky’s quicker”
“Oh, I don´t know.. I thought I´d start the day with some dry toast and half a grapefruit,maybe go for a run or maybe I´ll just jerk off and go back to bed”
“Women know within the first few seconds of meeting a guy whether they want to marry him, fuck him or kill him.”
“I probably won’t go down in history, but I will go down on your sister. While I’m down there it might be nice to see a hint of pubis. I’m not talking about a huge 70′s playboy bush or anything, just something that reminds me I’m performing cunnalingus on an adult.”
“I’m declaring a jihad on your pussy!”
Hank: Don’t you remember I’m an asshole ?
Meredith: I’m an attorney
Hank: Oh, then we’re both assholes.
“Instead of finding out your husband was gay, you could’ve found out he was a Scientologist…or a Nazi. Or Al-Qaeda. See that’s what I love about LA. It’s the diversity.”
“It might be nice if I could fellate myself while farting ‘The White Album’ but I haven’t quite been able to master that yet.”
“Your assistant makes me want to touch myself in a bad place”
Becca: Dad, are you ok?
Hank: No, but i’m working on it
“I love you Karen…and I want to spend the rest of my life annoying the shit out of you.”
Hank into mirror: “Nobody likes you ..you are ugly and your mother dresses you funny. Now smile you fuckin’ douche.”
“….and as my family moves on, I drown in a sea of pointless pussy.”
“You kicked my dick out of the house. You made my dick homeless. And out of doors is a place where penises don’t generally fare well. So my homeless dick now must seek shelter where and whence it can.”
Charlie: “You’ve owed your publisher a book since Becca was breastfeeding. I remember this because I used to watch.”
Hank: “Kiss my black ass”
“That’s right, I said it, I meant it, I’m here to represent it.”
“Your mouth tastes like a hobo’s taint.”
“I have found that the back tat is the watermark of the promiscuous.”
“She takes after her mother. The make-up and the slutty clothes.”
“How can you be so fucking beautiful and so fucking wrong?”
“All those things that weren’t supposed to happen? They happened. What happens next is up to you.”
“Could I get a jumbo order of what the fuck were you thinking”
“I went there to kick his ass, and I stayed to soak up his wisdom.”
“Hey, it’s you isn’t it, I made a mess of your bush this morning.”
Oi, I just watched Zombieland and I’m pleased to say I didn’t spend any money on it as I would have felt it wasted on the talented actors who made a boring zombie flick. Making zombie movies is like being in a punk band: unless you’re cross-genre, there’s nothing you are going to write that hasn’t been written before. We’ve all heard the political dissent, we’ve all heard the three chord song structures, and we’ve all heard the fast drum beats on every song from a band before. So if you’re doing it, you’re doing it just to add to the universe, not so much to affect it in some huge profound way. That’s how I see Zombieland.
It’s sorta upsetting, to be honest. A friend of mine from Emerson College had once told me that voice-overs in movies were a cop-out, and I never stopped agreeing with the sentiment. A narrator isn’t needed if they’re just going to explain what’s happening on the screen, for one, and if they’re going to give boatloads of background information then why not just leave the story in the book instead of attempting to squeeze so much into an hour and a half? Zombieland was more the former and it became so much so that I almost walked out, but decided to multitask with a text-convo instead.
The thing that this movie lacked the most was zombie fighting. Zombie movies are about killing zombies and there just wasn’t enough of that here. Instead, the emphasis is on the charming and unlikely college romance that buds between the nerdy protagonist and a random hot chick he finds on the street. He’s literally one of the last men on Earth and the other one is Woody Harrelson, so…. why is she falling for the nerd? Not very realisti-..Oh, right, it’s a zombie flick. Ok, but then there’s this random scene where Bill Murray shows up as himself and the theme from ghostbusters takes up a good minute or two. THAT feels a little bit like a cop-out, and it takes away from the film since now I’m thinking about another film.
Zombie movies are notoriously bad. The strange thing about it is that one of the first was Zombi 2 1979 which was actually well directed and well acted and can be watched as a serious film much like the Texas Chainsaw Massacre. It’s true horror and makes your skin crawl just like a good ol 1970s grindhouse flick should. This emphasis on the joke of these movies takes away from the art that went into the originals (think about the special effects in those movies). Zombieland had some gore, but it was mild. The zombies were the fast-running kind just like 28 days later, which movies have been ripping off ever since. And then you have this geeky college kid telling geeky college kid jokes over the whole thing. It was embarassing, in a way. Worst of all was the lack of originality throughout the whole thing. The narrator’s rules on living in zombieland weren’t as funny as they tried to be and nothing in the plot was anything we haven’t seen before in other movies.
All in all, I found it to be a waste of time cuz it was only mildly entertaining at best and should have been a waste of the production company’s (Columbia I think) money, but instead profited $40 million most likely due to advertising, or maybe people just seem to like this sort of crap. Either way, I’m not surprised, nor was I entertained. Now, you wanna see a good zombie flick that pokes fun of zombie flicks, go see Planet Terror..
Kevin Corrigan of The Departed fame joins the Californication cast on this gender-bending episode, starring David Duchovny as Hank Moody, a not-so-starving writer struggling to win over his daughter and win back his ex-girlfriend. The Showtime comedy-drama often dispels into the vastness of sexual escapades as Hank’s charm and wit proceed him, never failing to induce a chuckling and a flirt from the ladies. This episode is no exception when Mike (Kevin Corrigan), an old friend of Hank’s from New York, comes to visit L.A. while at the same time Hank’s daughter Becca visits Karen in New York. Meanwhile, Charlie Runkle, writer’s agent extraordinaire (that’s sarcasm), has a blast from the recent past that lands him the bearer of bashful news when his wife Marcy senses something is up.
When I watch Californication, the only thing wrong I find with this show is the theme song. The writing is hilarious, the acting is more than pleasant, and this particular episode is one that ends with full-hearted love from the Californication cast, something the show generally has an easy time pulling off with its hippie-love California vibe diet. Most of the time, it’s full of fantasies that could potentially make you go “Nah, THAT would never happen!” But then again, some guys got all the fun, and Hank Moody is notoriously one of them.
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